DOD English jokes

What do electrical engineers like for breakfast? Ohmelets!
Two atoms were walking down the street when one of them suddenly says, “Oh, I think I’ve lost an electron”. The other atom asked, “Are you sure?’. The first atom looked at itself and said, “Yes, I’m positive.”
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, “Hey, I’m a big fan!”
You’re a unit of electrical power, Harry. - “I’m a watt?!?”
Why are the electric engineers always up to date? Because they are current specialists.
Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!
Never trust atoms. They make up everything.
What is a light bulb’s favourite kind of news? Current events!
Why are wireless appliances bad at music? They don’t know any cords.
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